The Cure Is Worse Than the Disease

On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.

Savannah, 46, claims she recently helped to “heal” a 23-year-old Los Angeles police officer from acute Stage 4 leukaemia by talking to her “demon guide” Astaroth.

There is no medical evidence to suggest she has actually cured anyone – but that has not stopped five million people visiting her website this year alone.

The mum-of-three, who lives in New Orleans, Louisiana, told Sun Online that she began helping the young man with leukaemia after his mother wrote to her and asked her for help.

She says she helped the woman make a “pact with Lucifer” to heal her son – before carrying out various spells on the young man herself.

The mother, who wishes to remain anonymous, wrote: “I knew in my heart that my son was healed immediately the night the Pact with Lord Lucifer was accepted by His Greatness.”

Uhhhh………….

What spell can this witch cast to cure that mother of her … issues?

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